Monday, September 3, 2007

That mega stalls place at Taman Megah

Many many people are seen every night at that big square in Taman Megah stuffing their faces and drinking watered down fruit juices in gigantic mugs.

I've actually read a chain email recommending that place as it has the most things to eat there. Wei hello Mr Dumbass who wrote that email, don't you know there's a frigging difference between good food or lots of food? You should be have a pineapple shoved up your ass for even telling people about that place. I've been there and not one, NOT ONE, of the stalls, serves any food which is palatable.

I've not been there for 3 years.

Verdict : The food there sucks!!!!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

That so call famous cake restaurant

You know this cake restaurant has been growing like mushroom for the pass few years. Everywhere you go, you see them. They are at every nook of KV and they claim their Recipe is special lah...cause it's Secret mah.

I was at one of it's franchise at Tesco Mutiara and I must tell you that the food I ordered was a big big turn down. I ordered the Roasted Chicken with Tumeric Sauce. The chicken was cold. Not only that, it was so hard, tasted more like the chicken been fried for umpteen times. Yucks yucks...I've never tasted such a horrible tasting chicken before.

I hope it's only that franchise having this hard chicken problem. I think it is lah...when I was there, there isn't anyone there.....the restaurant was empty, can you imagine that? Such a famous restaurant can be empty...must be something wrong liao.

Verdict : The food there sucks!!!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

That eatery in One Utama new wing LG floor

If you go to One Utama new wing LG floor there's an eatery which is named after a public transportation station of a town in a southern state of Malaysia. Went there when it first opened, and ordered some nasi lemak, toast and coffee. The fried chicken which came with the nasi lemak was as dry and hard as a piece of stick, the sambal was sweet and not spicy at all. The peanuts were fried until black, eating them were as harmful as smoking 3 packs of cigarrettes in a single day. The toast with kaya and butter were acceptable. The coffee isn't that great. I never went back there. But every weekend the place is packed with Klang Valley folks stuffing their faces. Goes to show KV folks have bad taste.

Verdict : The Food There Sucks!!!

That big pizza place along LDP

If you drive along the LDP PJ side, there's this joint with a huge ass signage advertising it's pizza. Went there when it first opened, and ordered some pasta and some pizza and this grilled chicken wing thingie. Pizza was flat (and before you say pizzas are supposed to be flat, I meant flat as in the taste was flat you smartass), pasta taste was flat (there, happy?) and that grilled chicken wing thingie was not fully cooked!!! Told the water about it, he took it back to the kitchen, came back 20 minutes later, and that grilled chicken thingie was STILL NOT FULLY COOKED!!! I didn't want to send it back to the kitchen again and asked for the bill. I never went back there.

Verdict : The Food There Sucks!!!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Birth of "The Food Here Sucks!!!"

The site which no one has ever thought of before.... the site which brings the ugly to light, which exposes the the bad, is BORN!!!!

And I do declare that the web needs something like what this site aims to do, which is to expose bad food, bad service, bad ambience, bad location, bad pricing and other bad.

I've had it up to my ears on food blogs written by Malaysians who think they have good taste. Who the hell are they to say the food of an eatery is good? I've tried a few recommendations and you know what? THE FOOD THERE SUCKS!!! The food bloggers do not know the difference between good food and the vomit that spews out from a dog's mouth.

And so, this, my friends, belongs to you.